Well a real keyboard and a pointing device that is not trying to handicap you. I absolutly loathe laptop pointing devices and end up getting a trackball to take along with it so I have something that works. Try painting a picture with one of those usless dilly bops the square below the keyboard. Argh! There are things I like about laptops. One is the batteries so you have an outage you get to play for a bit before shutoff.

The wit of a misplaced ex-patriot.
I cheated on my metaphysics exam by looking into the soul of the person next to me.