Emmanual Kant was a real pssant and very rarely stable
Heidigger Heidigger was a boozy begger and drink you under the table
David Hume count out-comsume (Willard Scott?) and Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine who's just as schloshed as Schlegel
There's Nothing Nature couldn't teach about the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permenantly pssed
John Stuart Mill of his own free will on half-pint of shanty was particularly ill
Plato they say, could stick it away, half-pint whisky every day
Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle, and awfully fond of his dram
and Rene` Descart was a drunken frt "I Drink therefore I am
And Socrates himself will be particularly missed
a lovely little thinker but a bugger when he's pssed..;)
or at least that's what I remember..;)

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)