I'm afraid, Evil OverLady, that by and large, a diet of the verbiage harvested here would be seriously lacking in sustenence. With sufficient imaginative ability, it might be enough to fill one's belly, and perhaps enough to satiate the pangs, but then again, one could achieve that even from something as simple as cardboard or paper. Legal Disclaimer: Anyone reading this should not print anything on this site for the purpose of using the printout in lieu of food. HTML is not meant for human consumption except in the most figurative of ways. "Eating your words" is a colloquialism, and English slang, the practice of which has no nutritional value whatsoever. Plus, it could cause an immediate need for hospitalization and subsequently, extreme embarassment; just think how you would explain it to your doctor.