"There are games that require absolutely no hand-eye coordination and they eat time BIG time."

Yeah, but those generally require speedy intelligence - so that's right out the window for me. I can get a really high IQ score if I take hours to take the test. Against the clock - dipshit land.

Mind you, when I'm fit and exercised (about ten years ago) I can clear minesweeper in next to no time. I didn't even need to mark the mines in the beginner and intermediate levels. Zzziiiip!

And - despite nearly always mashing my words up when speaking, I can say:

I'm not a pheasant plucker
I'm a pheasant plucker's mate
I'm only plucking pheasants
'cos the pheasant plucker's late

really, really fast - every time - without any social misconduct whatsoever.

Some connections are good. Most are just shredded cabbage pulled out from an unsuccessful pickle jar.