Does remind me of a joke I heard a couple of years ago: Jake was staying with his friend Tom in Texas for a couple of days. "Let's go hunting" Tom said. "Fine" Jake replied. "What are we going to hunt?" "Lawyers" Tom said. "The season has just opened." So they went out, driving slowly on the forest roads. "There's one!" Jake said. Tom fired. "Got him." Tom didn't watch where he was driving, too busy looking for their prey, and so he bumped into another car. Lawyers flocked to the accident site. Then a cop came over. "What do you think you're doing! That's illegal!" "Hunting season is open" Tom replied. "What's wrong?" "That!" the cop said, pointing at the damaged cars. "That's illegal baiting!"

The pen is mightier than the sword. But if you literally want to have some impact, use a typewriter

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