ROFLMAO! Danamo, there is no Gertrude, shes a figment of my imagination. Fact is, Im highly allergic to most fury pets. Gertrude was my facetious comeback to Angs equally facetious question of my having a wife since she knows full well that I dont. Ang and I are good friends and often talk over the phone. But Im still perfectly healthy enough to get my own water. ;)