The worst one I ever heard... also worked...

It was "b**ch, come over here and suck my ****"

Got my roommate a girl for the next few nights back when I was single. He claimed he was being more polite than normal because I was there, which made me wonder what his usual routine was...

A pastor with the US Air Force I used to know back in Korea preffered picking up girls who were walking home late at night, driving out into the country, and listing options... long walk or a little service. Worked for him, and he'd just go into a praying frenzy afterwards. Korea is so safe of a society, that the locals never thought anyone would try something like that, even a foreigner... He tried to rope me in on it once, and thankfully I refused, but lost the ethical argument with him over why it was wrong...

I'd call that a bad line, but not a silly one.

My own sillyist chat up line that worked was to walk up to someone and offer her a stick of gum. Which led to a relationship for a couple of months. So, I never really went for anything in the absurd...

Hmmm.... I had "I missed the last bus, what can I do?" used on me when I was 20... ;) And it really wasn't a question considering how clueless I was at that age, it was more of a demand...

Message edited on: 02/14/2006 15:09

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