Errrmmm... I have several candidates... My Scottish Boss: "Do you have any Scots in you?" Me: "No." Him: "Would you like some?" Stupid Drunk Guy: "Hey, are you sure you're old enough to be in here? I'd buy you a drink but I don't want to be cradlesnatching!" Me: "Look, I'm 30 years old. There's flattery, and then there's utter stupidity. Piss off." Paralytic German Girl With Puke Down Her Shirt: "Hey baby, you're really hot, how about a kiss?" Me: "Sorry, I only kiss people who haven't vomited in the last hour." :o)

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"you are terrifying
and strange and beautiful
something not everyone knows how to love." - Warsan Shire