I heard from a friend (whose talent was telling really good stories), this (likely urban legend), that there was a guy who would just approach women and say "Wanna @#$%?"..over the years, his skull developed a rightward tilt, but on the other hand, he supposedly got more $%^& than anyone around..;)
I'm probably the only guy who's never even used a pickup line (unless "uhh..hi" counts..;), I'd go years at a time without feminine companionship, but I got lucky in the end (or that's what the missus keeps saying..;)
alas..who's Miki? I'm not up on this one (she's so fine she blows my mind hey Miki?..;)

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)