Fugazi1968 opened this issue on Feb 14, 2006 ยท 191 posts
quixote posted Tue, 14 February 2006 at 10:33 PM
I was in a bar and this statuesque (and I learned later quite interesting) waitress was sticking her bills in her bra. Every time she would come to you with your drink, she would bend so as to give you a nice view and take the bills out, make change and sensuously insert the wad back again. So I used the following line that worked so well, I was determined to use it again but never had the chance. I said: Help me out will you... I have a theory as to where you're putting your coins and small change and would quite like to verify this theory... A line that worked on me. My present girl friend. She sat opposite me and said: We met briefly last night. I knew we were destined to be together so I went home, broke up with the boyfriend, packed all my things and left. The way I figure it, the least you could do is buy me dinner... Nice clothes, too bad I don't have Miky. Q
Un coup de dés jamais n'abolira le
hazard
S Mallarmé