When I worked at a campus bookstore, and I was behind the counter and I was surrouded by books. A girl came up and said, "I want those between your legs." She blinked and blushed and realized what she just said, and then added, "I mean those books." Yes, I was standing over some textbooks. Years later, at a different retail job. I walked out customer service, and someone asks, "Are those "Bugle Boys" jeans you're wearing?" And yes, I replied, "Why yes, these are "Bugle Boy" jeans." And yes they were "Bugle Boy" jeans. ;-P