Being a man (theoretically anyway) I have to say that the pickup lines that will work on a man don't have to be all that clever :) being cynical :) most men will respond to "Hello I have a pulse" It's not a chat up line, I dont use them cos I can't believe Women are that gullible, but a friend once asked me if a girl I liked passed the Nuclear Scientist test. I looked blankly at him until he explained. "Add up arms and legs and divide by 2, as long as the answer is 2 or lower she passes the test" I shook my head sadly and placed my head in my hands. John

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