worst ones used on me: froma taxi driver "I'd really like to fk you ..." "Nice boots! wanna fk?" worst I've used (unintentionally) "excuse me while I readjust myself" (note: I'm female .. my keys were in my pocket poking me) to a guy whose phone in his pocket went off "Oh I think your pants want you too" and the classic one to someone I'd met at the pennsic classic (naked) swimminghole "Oh I'm sorry! I didnt recognize you with your clothes on"