'tater?" as in agi-tater? or comen-tater? or dic-tater? or just plain good ole' po-tater? Surely you didn't mean crap-i-tater. No one's called me that since my 1st Sargent died in the Crimean war. Poor bastard. I was aiming at some quail. Really. It was an accident.

Before they made me they broke the mold!
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