"...the Quantum Computer would involve reaching into parallel universes for access to 3d space or would somehow involve convoluting time in some obscure manner."

So not only could you see your render before you bother going to all the effort of constructing the scene; your creation would actually become real on another plane of existence.

Trouble is, forum disputes could easily erupt into full pan-dimensional warfare. Unforgiving, bloodlust vampire demons battling relentless, long-winded tech marketeers.

Er, wait a minute...