Attached Link: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/reddwarf/factbox/index.shtml

Oh you Smeeeegheeeed! seriously it's totally adictive, and I love it to bits, I have every episode... unfortunately they're on Video - and now we only have a DVD player. (sigh) I just found some great sites, like this one: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/reddwarf/factbox/index.shtml which has quotes like this: "Now kindly cluck off, before I extract your gibblets, and shove a large seasoned onion between the lips you never kiss with. " ROFL! But you must start with episode 1, (though I absolutely love the one where they find Backwards Earth where time runs backwards - and they are just leaving and Rimmer says "where's the Cat?" Lister says, "Oh he's in the bushes, he's just... you know." slight pause... then Dave says: "We've GOT to stop him!", cut to long grass, and Cat, with hair standing on end and eyes popping out, rises stiffly, 'cut,' Cat's awkwardly stepping up the steps to the ship, reaches the top, Dave opens his mouth, Cat says:"Don't ask!" end... ROFL!!!!

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