So there's this couple at the Zoo throwing peanuts to the monkeys. This one monkey picks up the peanut, shoves it up his back-end, retrieves and eats it.

The lady is so put off by this that she summons a Zoo keeper and tells him "That is the STUPIDEST monkey I've ever seen". She then procedes to tell him why.

He replies: "No lady, That is the SMARTEST monkey you've ever seen. Last week he ate a peach and couldn't pass the pitt. Now he checks everything before he eats it". :)

I'm not saying that Microsoft is smart. I'm saying that Bill Gates is a monkey. LOL

Message edited on: 03/18/2006 13:21