What's the classification for Mindless Cretin, Insufferable Dolt, and Unmitigated Clod? I heard these a lot in college (not that these were, y'know, aimed at ME or something, no sir, nope, uh-uh, no way, nada, nein, nyet. Now the guy sitting NEXT to me - oh, he was a lost cause. Dude was so stupid, when he lost his driver's license, he got into a crash by walking into a tree. Said it wasn't his faule, he went "BEEP, BEEP". My story. Sticking to it. ;)