Oh No!...."i am a 6'8" 300-lb bald blue-eyed black man"...I'm only 5'1.5", stumpy and when I was a kid, my classmate use to call me "clumpsy Bill" and when I reach age 17...I maanged 3" to my over all height at 5' 4" with fashsion high clogs...but I was called "Humpty Dumpty" on studs. But one thing we have in common...beside being Chinese, I'm black :)...hiya brother!...put me on your shoulder :D