Hey I just found out there is a page 2 - I got e bots and couldn't see any replies.

lol - some good puns there.

I'll let you guys have the fun of clearing up spilled beans though ;)

And every one said, 'If we only live,
We too will go to sea in a Sieve,---
To the hills of the Chankly Bore!'
Far and few, far and few, Are the lands where the Jumblies live;
Their heads are green, and their hands are blue, And they went to sea in a Sieve.

Edward Lear
http://www.nonsenselit.org/Lear/ns/jumblies.html