Sticky...STICKY?!!!...Why is my keyboard sticky?....OH I was eating those darn popsicles again!

I promise - oh grand and glorious one - that I shall solemnly swear never to go off tapioca - er - topic so long as I shall be in your kingdom...

Badgers?...WE DON'T NEED NO STEENKING BADGERS!!! Undalay Undaly Ariba Ariba!!!