1). The Tormented Tot (of course)

2). None. It would be inappropriate for the Tot to be showing any add-ons. He looks to young, and I'm happily married, so it wouldn't help the story. Well, unless my wife was going to... Never mind, I won't go there.

3). Groucho Marx

4). I'm too young to be portrayed by Sean Connery. Too handsome to be portrayed by Alan Rickman (just kidding @ ernyoka1/trekkiegrrrl) Too tall to be portrayed by Tom Cruise. Too think for Jack Black. Too male to be portrayed by Joanna Storm. I guess I'm stuck with Ewan McGregor.

5). My character is human, encompassing the ability to be both. However, with the exception of puns my character uses his mutant powers for good.

6). He's a supporting actor. Maybe the best one. That remains to be seen.

7). Eventually even heros die.

8). New Zealand, Texas, Japan, and Cyberspace

9). Peter Jackson or Brian Singer. Kurosawa was great but his movies are too serious.

Damn! I'm really getting frustrated with having to manually type in line breaks.

Before they made me they broke the mold!
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