1.  Which Poser Figure do you want to portray you?  Why?

  I'm not sure--it depends on which character has the best "fat & ugly" morph

3.  If a Poser figure is used, who would you want to do the voice over?

  I used to do radio, so I could do my own V.O.

4.  If real actors are used, which Actor/Actress would you want to play your part?

  Stephan Root, even though he's shorter than I am

5. Is your character good or evil?

  Evil is more fun to play.

6. Will your character be a major lead player or have a smaller part?

  Probably a supporting character.

7. Will your character be killed or end up the hero(ine)?

  I would hope not the former, and the latter would seem unlikely.  I could, however, be the hero's wingman.  Maybe wounded, but survive...

8.  Where would the movie be filmed?

  At least one scene near Banff, in the Canadian Rockies would be nice.

9. Who would Direct it?

  Don't have a clue on this one