DAGNABBIT! I JUST ORDERED "#$%%^&*"ING BRYCE 5, AND YOU GUYS ARE TELLIN ME IT"S FINISHED!!!

Honestly children - let's go back to ink, paper, canvas, and paint for our artwork - because the "upgrade train" / "gotta grab the latest" mentality is getting a tad bit irritating...

Besides - software seems to have a useable shelf life of about ten minutes - but there will always be charcoal and a nice blank cave wall to scribble on!

BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOYAH PTWANGANGANGANGANGGGGGGGG!!!