WHO IS AGENT SMITH - HMMMMMMMM?!

So - you guys think that this agent smith guy is sitting on some super top secret, hush hush, under the table, insider trader, cloak and daggers scoopy info huh?

NAAAAHHHHH - I just think that maybe he's just a wierd guy who - well - likes a good feline leg licking now and then (hmm - sounds oddly appealing when ya think about it). I personally like large ughly fat women to sit on my face and rip off ungodly gas blasters - so I am certainly NOT the one to judge ANYONE over their personal picadellos.

Now if you'll please excuse me - I have to go look up some clown porn and play with a seltzer bottle and some balloon animals...NYUK NYUK NYUK NYUK NYUUUUUK!