TELETUBBIES?...Good God - YOUR RIGHT MAN!

Teletubbies...RULING - THE - WORLD - AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!

By the way - did you ever noticed how that one Teletubby used to get his jollies by letting that creepy robot vacuum cleaner thing vacuum his belly all the time? It was the only thing about that show that I could relate to - HELLO!!!!

AND YES - THE TELETUBBIES HAVE RAY GUNS!...whaz up wit dat homey? Oh well - they got replaced by those creepy colorful cactus ball people anyway - I don't even know what to call THOSE guys - but it's yet another attempt to turn our children into drulling moronic sheep - who are stupid enough to have easily pliable wills...yes...an ingenius plan...it's pure brilliance...yeeessss....yeeeeeeesssssssssssss...