Not pose for me - POSE FOR THE JOBS!

I don't need him to pose for me - what , you think I'm a pervert or sumthin?!

NO I'M NOT! ......He just has to maybe lick my back a few times a day and then let me spank him with a spatula while he calls me Mr. Amazing - and I refer to him sternly as "MY CHEAP LITTLE LAP TRAMP!"