CHINESE PROVERBS

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Man
who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind
car get exhausted.
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Man who walk through airport
turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
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Man
with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass
should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes
get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong: man with
four balls cannot walk.
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Panties not best thing on
earth! But next to best thing on earth.
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War does not
determine who is right, war determine who is
left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him
in cat house.
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Man
who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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It
take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill
it.
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Man who drive like hell, bound to get
there.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on
pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes
in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often
catch crabs.
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Man who fart in church sit in own
pew.
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Crowded elevator smell different to
midget.
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Now send it to 10 or more people.
Nothing
will happen but 10 people will laugh.
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Humankind has not woven the web of life. We are but one thread within it.
Whatever we do to the web, we do to ourselves. All things are bound together.
All things connect......Chief Seattle, 1854