Acadia opened this issue on May 07, 2006 · 140 posts
SamTherapy posted Sun, 07 May 2006 at 9:58 PM
What's white and wears a yellow check scarf?
Rupert the Fridge.
What's green with blue wheels?
Grass. I lied about the wheels.
What do an elephant and a plum have in common?
They're the same colour apart from the elephant.
And, Ladies and Gentlemen, Sam Therapy will now present the Greatest Joke in The Whole Universe... (drum roll)
What's the difference between a duck?
They both have one leg the same.
Coppula eam se non posit acceptera jocularum.