Quote - What's white and wears a yellow check scarf?

Rupert the Fridge.

What's green with blue wheels?

Grass.  I lied about the wheels.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common?

They're the same colour apart from the elephant.

And, Ladies and Gentlemen, Sam Therapy will now present the Greatest Joke in The Whole Universe... (drum roll)

What's the difference between a duck?

They both have one leg the same.

Since SamTherapy got the ball rolling with those surrealist jokes I figured I'd keep the momentum going with these:

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Fish.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To understand why seventeen fairies consoled all their kitchen troubles in a yellow rock covered in a stylish freedom fighters dead skin with the phrase 'limbo chocolates for all' engraved in it.

Q: Who was the youngest Queen of England?
A: No, that little servant girl cannnot have any of my lucky soup pennies, Mr and Mrs Fellows will go mental.

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