Acadia opened this issue on May 07, 2006 · 140 posts
SamTherapy posted Mon, 08 May 2006 at 12:42 AM
How do you get a guitarist to move off your front door step?
Pay for the pizza.
What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend?
Homeless.
Did you ever hear about the time the drummer locked the keys in the van?
It took the bass player an hour to get out.
How do you make two drummers play in time?
Shoot one.
What's the definition of perfect pitch?
When you throw an accordian into a dumpster and it hits a banjo.
How can you tell when there's a singer at the front door?
He can't get the right key and he comes in at the wrong time.
What do you call a loser who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.
How many guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one but there will be another 99 standing around saying they could have done it much better.
Coppula eam se non posit acceptera jocularum.