No, the ship definitely had breasts. It had a woman's voice too. That was one of the "jokes" - the young guy being taught the "ways of the world" by his granddad's space ship.

Oh, and do foreign films count? One of the greatest outrageously bad films I ever saw was "Star Crash." I think it was an Italian film dubbed into English. I remember laughing for days over that one. My favorite part was during the climactic battle scene when the good guys sent their soldiers into battle by firing them at the bad guy's ship in big torpedoes, which smashed through the huge plate glass windows of the villain's ship. (Windows which were never visible when the outside of the ship was shown.) Once inside, the torpedoes popped open and the soldiers immediately jumped out and began shooting. I guess it was supposed to take place in a universe where space is filled with air.

(Speaking of which, how do we hear those TIE fighters and X-Wings roaring around?)

• Jimdoria  ~@>@