A woman is home alone and the doorbell rings. She

opens it to a guy who says, "Hi, I'm Chris, is Tony

home?" The wife replies, "No, I'm his wife Sara, he

went to the store, but you can wait here if you want."

So they sit down and after a while of silence the

friend says "You know Sara, you have some of the

greatest breasts I have ever seen. I'd give you a

1,000 bucks just to see one."

Sara thinks about it for a second and figures, what

the hell - a 1,000 bucks! She opens her robe and shows

one to him for a few seconds. He promptly thanks her

and throws a 1,000 bucks on the table. They sit there

a while longer and the guy then says "That was so

amazing I've got to see both of them. I'll give you

another 1,000 dollars if I could just see the both of

them together."

Sara amazed by the offer thinks a bit about it and

decides, heck, why not? So she opens her robe and

gives Chris a nice long chance to get a look. Chris

again puts the money down on the table. After waiting

a while longer Chris gets up to leave telling Sara to

tell her husband he said hi.

A while later Tony arrives back home from the store.

The wife goes up to him, "You know, your friend Chris

came over."

Tony thinks about it for a second and says, "Great,

did he drop off the 2,000 bucks he owes me?"