If Computer people set up elephant hunts (this is about 15 years old, so it's a bit spotty)

Software salesmen would promise 3 elephants a week prior to season opening

Programmers would start in Capetown, and go right to left going north looking for anything large and gray

Experienced programmers would put an Elephant in Cairo to end the search

Assembler programmers would do the same, only on their hands and knees.

there's about 16 more, but I don't remember those..;)

There once was a knight named Lancelot
of whom ladies looked askance a lot
whenever he passed
a presentable lass
the front of his pants would advance a lot

How do you know you have a drummer at the door?
The knocking speeds up
they don't know when to come in

What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?
homeless

How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
none, they got machines that do that now

How many Virginians does it take to change a light bulb?
3;  1 to change the bulb, and 2 to complain about how much better the old one was

How many New Yorkers?
50..50? yeah, it's in the Contract, 50

How Many New Jerseyans?
3- 1 to change the bulb, 2 to shoot the witnesses

How many psychologists?
1, but the bulb has to want to change

Feminists (boy am I dating myself on this one..;)
That's not funny!

Apple engineers
1, he (she) stands in place, and the world revolves around them

fundamentalists (go for broke)
3; 1 to change the bulb, and 2 to testify it was lit from the moment he began screwing..;)

ok..that's enough..

I wish I'd said that.. The Staircase Wit

anahl nathrak uth vas betude doth yel dyenvey..;)