Acadia opened this issue on May 07, 2006 · 140 posts
SamTherapy posted Sat, 27 May 2006 at 5:54 PM
Quote - LOL, these are great! Thanks for sharing them.
The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately:
1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield
When you sneeze, it sounds like "Atishoosaprettyboythen!"
Coppula eam se non posit acceptera jocularum.