svdl, that was awesome! Larry F, That Mother Hubberd is not quite correct. I can IM you if you want the actual fully correct version. It's one of a whole series of nursury rhymes by Andrew "Diceman" Clay. I have a special of his on VHS and watched it again recently. Completely crude but funny as heck!

Before they made me they broke the mold!
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