Quote - One time we got stopped for speeding and while the cop was running our names he was rattling off one liners, had the guy in stitches, even though he still gave him a ticket!

LMAO, that reminds me of something from years and years ago.  I was on a city bus on my way home from a friend's house late in the evening.  The bus destination name was titled "Portage - Sturgeon Rd", meaning it went down Portage Ave as far as Sturgeon Rd and returned.

The bus driver was a riot.  He not only announced each bus stop as he approached it, which was strange enough because that is not policy here.  But was also telling fish jokes to the passengers over his intercom!  LMAO

**** gotta go, really wicked storm just came up and lightning struck nearby ****

"It is good to see ourselves as others see us. Try as we may, we are never
able to know ourselves fully as we are, especially the evil side of us.
This we can do only if we are not angry with our critics but will take in good
heart whatever they might have to say." - Ghandi