That's absolutely phenomenal.  I just pushed that link along to my best friend who just got back from Iraq.  Got a good laugh out of that one.

As a law enforcement officer, I have seen the news get twisted plenty of times on events that I have been involved in and done the actual reports.  They have a way of telling the story, but taking the events and facts out of sequence to make it sound "juicy:...even on the "THIS JUST IN" stories. 

Because I like to blow $%&# up.

Don't fear the night.  Fear what hunts at night.