Yes I  wash regularly, quit smoking, I cook, I clean, I drink, I do laundry, I cut grass, I clean cars, tidy-up after myself and others?

I am black.

No I don't  have a criminal record, I don't have a driver's license, No horrendous diseases, and concerning job prospects, I am an Artist and a genius who's also willing to learn

I'd love for you to offer me  a rack,and if I'm there, it won't get lonely there on Mars.

What is a CRIF?