It's the kind of thing you normally get at the chippy... covered with crisp golden batter.  Comes with chips.

Often called "adduck 'n chips, wiv mooshy peas.... twice"

Yours on the other hand (flails the haddock vaguely but threateningly around in the air - twice narrowly missing slicing through Rayraz's throat) is more the damp and grey skinned variety, somewhat scaley with sticky slime dripping from it.

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by the shade it casts.
Robert Browning (Paracelsus)

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