'twas meant to be silly and cheer you up, Stacey.

Try not to let it all get on top of you. Easier to say than do, I know, but definitely worth considering if jumping out the window suddenly seems like a viable option. ;-)

We're not really here, you know. We're all virtual characters made up by williamsn to distract you from what he's really up to. Down the pub again, I suspect (or the local equivalent).