"anahl nathrak uth vas bethude doth yel dyenve"

I have a vague idea that, if Helen Mirren ever starts to say this to you, you leggit, summa celeritate  (i.e. with as much celery as you can grab).   As for Scouse, I'd probably understand, since I used to live in those parts, but it might be tricky for the uninitiated.