How about something nice like Dracula's_vortex_of _despair.com

Or maybe a descriptive phrase like.
Things_that _devour_Drac's_mind.com

Rotten_meat_in_a_grubby_Tshirt.com

Stop_spanking_your_Monkey_and_talk_3D.com

The wit of a misplaced ex-patriot.
I cheated on my metaphysics exam by looking into the soul of the person next to me.