"Hey they said it would live for a year....but mine was playing with the cat and now it's dead...."

SR: I'm not clear on which is dead, the creature or the cat?

This is not my "second childhood". I'm not finished with the first one yet.

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana.

"I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather....not screaming in terror like the passengers on his bus." - Jack Handy