I couple years ago, I had a neighbour with a dog (one of those dogs who's lonely and loves his own voice kinda dogs) now I love dogs, but I dont agree with even getting one if youre not gonna at least spend SOME time with it.... anyways this dog barked non stop from about 6:00pm till 6:00am.... twas great I loved every minute of it...especially when it started going hoarse at about 11'sh.... the guy just merrily slept right through it.... so after many nights spent twiddling my thumbs and counting the cracks in the ceiling above my bed... I decided it was payback time.... sooooo.... I looked up his address in the telephone directory, got his number. added it to my spped dial, and called him approximately every 15 minutes through the course of the evening, and did my best impersonation of his hoarse dog to him when he answered.... I gotta be honest and say, after hearing it for so long, i kinda had it down pat... needless to say, I think the dog got shipped off to some friends of his farm....

Should try giving it a go... worked for me.

"If toast
always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what
happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

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