Alas, poor Yorick!—I knew him, Horatio; a fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy: he hath borne me on his back a thousand times; and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! my gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kiss'd I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment, that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one now, to mock your own grinning? quite chap-fallen? Now, get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must come; make her laugh at that.

You're just in time to participate in another stellar debate on the admissibility of Poser as a legitimate artistic medium.  Welcome back, kevin; you have been sorely missed, at least by me.
Your friend,
David P. Hoadley
P.S. Guess who the nude really is.  I can truthfully say that she is a unique, one of a kind, figure.  I'm curious as to whether anyone can figure out why.

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