Attached Link: Chuck Norris Facts

If you like Walker, Texas Range, then you need to know the facts about Chuck Norris. Visit the link. Read the fact. Refresh the page. Read the next fact. Some of the top Chuck Norris facts are: -Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits. -Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. -Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas. -Chuck Norris doesn't play Hide and Seek, he plays Hunt and Destroy. -Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.

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