I with George Bernard Shaw when it comes to galleries.

When asked: "Which painting in the National Gallery would you save if there was a fire?

He replied: "The one nearest the door of course."

 

 

 

And every one said, 'If we only live,
We too will go to sea in a Sieve,---
To the hills of the Chankly Bore!'
Far and few, far and few, Are the lands where the Jumblies live;
Their heads are green, and their hands are blue, And they went to sea in a Sieve.

Edward Lear
http://www.nonsenselit.org/Lear/ns/jumblies.html