Quote - Sorry, this is completely OT, but since you asked: "If toast
  always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what
  happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

The answer is you get both perpetual motion and anti-gravity. The problem is that one cat is not enough. The trick is to multiplex cats into cat-toast arrays. Get about 50 in synch and you can run a small turbine. The other problem is feeding them while they spin, because they lose the feet-landing ability if they expire.

Im thinking if you teach them to eat toast, all you'd have to do is replace the toast slices ... bit like the airforce do with re-fuelling in mid air... It may just be the planets saving grace, as far as exhausting earth's natural resources???? I can see Time magazines cover already... "Kitty Power... the answer to tommotows problems" catchy huh???

"If toast
always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what
happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

Steven Wright