Quote - the cat lands on its feet, then immediately rolls on its back in an attempt to rub off the piece of toast.

At which point you have a plate on the floor with beaten eggs and milk mixture..... WALLAH...an automatic French Toast making machine.... patent this and you could have every European Cousine Chef eating out of your hand.... or....ermmm.....off the kitty's back.... either way youd have it made...

"If toast
always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what
happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?"

Steven Wright